Super Bowl 43

[Ahyoka]

Of course, we all know the REAL highlight of the Super Bowl was the hour long episode of The Office.

OH MY GOD ALVINO





Just, Hush...your...mouth.



NOW


Football is a sacred, manly institution...it's quite literally the "sun" of the man-universe. Everything else revolves around it. Other manly objects like beer, sports cars/trucks, lazy-boys and BBQ'd Meat all revolve around football. It's not something to be made fun of, yet you soil it with your witty comments.


For shame

 

[alvino]

OH MY GOD ALVINO





Just, Hush...your...mouth.



NOW


Football is a sacred, manly institution...it's quite literally the "sun" of the man-universe. Everything else revolves around it. Other manly objects like beer, sports cars/trucks, lazy-boys and BBQ'd Meat all revolve around football. It's not something to be made fun of, yet you soil it with your witty comments.


For shame

Oh yeah...forgot you're in the South.

I kid, I kid. The game itself actually wasn't bad. Especially the end.

 

[myles363]

Well, there goes $100 and my chest hair.

now thats funny...

 

[Ahyoka]

Oh yeah...forgot you're in the South.

I kid, I kid. The game itself actually wasn't bad. Especially the end.

Damn straight you know the only thing we Southerner's take more seriously than football is

A: Guns/Ammunition
B: Beer
C: Fried/BBQ'd foods

And oddly enough, all three can be found at 99% of all Southern Superbowl Parties hahaha.




I know you kid bud, as a legal expert in the school of ManLaw someones gotta try and keep you in line





.....and that someone is me.

 

[PokerDegenerate]

Damn straight you know the only thing we Southerner's take more seriously than football is

A: Guns/Ammunition
B: Beer
C: Fried/BBQ'd foods

And oddly enough, all three can be found at 99% of all Southern Superbowl Parties hahaha.




I know you kid bud, as a legal expert in the school of ManLaw someones gotta try and keep you in line





.....and that someone is me.

Well said... but you forgot about nascar

 

[alvino]

Oh yeah...what about NASCAR? I thought you Southerners love your circle racing as much as football, guns, beer and fried food.

 

[Calibound88]

won $5

 

[Ahyoka]

Oh yeah...what about NASCAR? I thought you Southerners love your circle racing as much as football, guns, beer and fried food.

Oh HELL NO you just didn't

On a serious note though, we almost do my good man, almost. Through my experiences and observations, to the average, red blooded Southern male the Order of Life is as follows:

1: Football [and by football, it ALWAS means college football, but pro will do if nothing else is on]
2: Beer/liquor
3: Fried/BBQ'd/Smoked foods
4: Women
5: Pick up trucks
6: Guns
7: THEN NASCAR (or as you call it, circle racing)

While it may not appear so, we Southerners have a deep, complicated and intricate culture which revolves around these things. The everyday social order, graces and pleasantries can't be described in a few words but suffice to say that is a (very) general layout.



Balls in your court homes

 

[01001010]

So where do you exactly live Ahyoka?

 

[Ahyoka]

Somewhere around Talladega, Alabama