Oh I wish it were so Sin, God do I wish it were so.
Truth be told, I've been kicked, punched, slammed and had countless objects weighing over 5lbs hurled into the old 'twig and berries' (or, as I've named mine...Rodzilla and the Tokyo Two
) so many times that I've lost count...most of the time, as oddly as it sounds it's by accident. My friends and I will be throwing a football around and someone will f*** up and wham, football to the cods. Or my 5 year old cousin will be running around our house and I will turn the corner as he is and wham, toddler head to the cods. Or at times I've been on a trampoline with friends and when one has tripped and fell and wham, extended leg to the cods. I've also been the unfortunate victim who walked through a door and wham, a friend hits me in the twins