Man takes a bullet to get out of work

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Washington state detectives say man asked friend to shoot him in the arm so he could skip work

16 hours ago

PASCO, Wash. (AP) — What happened to faking a cough?

Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Washington, say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (kooch) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives say Kuch later acknowledged that he asked a friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives aren't saying where Kuch works or whether he still has a job.

Only in America.
 
wow, i wonder were he works, it cant be that bad to go to work, hey your getting paid, but if it was also to miss a drug test, well then hes retarded, because he will get tested later, but this is interesting
 
If you read the article, it was because of a drug test that he wanted to skip work. He's obviously a drug user who didn't want to be caught.
 
this has nothing to do with america. people like me from washington are never palying with a full deck and are extermly stupid most ofthe time like pepper spraying yourself to see if it hurts.
look up ellensburg washington you might find some strange things that happened there. it made it so there is a law against having sex with animals.
 
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