ive seen a few from customer support logs, stuff like
"can you please tell me where the "Any" key is, i cant find it on my keyboard"
or
Customer: "the cuholder on my computer is broken"
Assistant: "sir, our computers do not come with cuholders, did you buy this after you got the computer?"
Customer: "no, it definetly came with the computer"
Assistant: "could you describe the cupholder?"
Customer: "well, its on the front of the computer, a tray that comes out with a hole in it"
... lol