i got one:
ok so this man and his wife were looking for her birthday present, and she wanted a really fast car, so they went to different car dealers and tried out a porsche, and decided it was two slow, so next they tried a ferrari and decided it was too slow, so they went to a different dealer and tried out a lambourgini, and still decided it was too slow,so the wife gave up and just ask for something that went from 0 to 200 in a couple of second, so for her birthday he got her a scale
dont know if thats funny but its ok