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Nice i like the:
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
and
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
And heres my own:
President Joke:
There are 5 People on a plane that is about to crash. They are A movie star, A sport star, George Bush, The Pope ,and a little kid with his school backpack. The problem is there is only 4 parachutes. This is what happens next:
Movie star:"I'm too important and beautiful to die so I Should get a Parachute." Grabs a parachute and jumps off the plan.
Sports Star: "Well I'm too talented to die." Grabs a Parachute and jumps off.
George Bush: "Well everyone knows I'm the most important and must have a parachute. And I really don't want to die!" Rushes and grabs a Parachute and jumps.
The Pope: "Here little boy, have mine I am too old and don't have much life in me. You have your whole life ahead of you so take my parachute."
Little Boy: "Oh don't worry mister old guy, the president didn't take a parachute."
Edit: Just noticed I got 2 bars of rep now. ^.^
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
and
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
And heres my own:
President Joke:
There are 5 People on a plane that is about to crash. They are A movie star, A sport star, George Bush, The Pope ,and a little kid with his school backpack. The problem is there is only 4 parachutes. This is what happens next:
Movie star:"I'm too important and beautiful to die so I Should get a Parachute." Grabs a parachute and jumps off the plan.
Sports Star: "Well I'm too talented to die." Grabs a Parachute and jumps off.
George Bush: "Well everyone knows I'm the most important and must have a parachute. And I really don't want to die!" Rushes and grabs a Parachute and jumps.
The Pope: "Here little boy, have mine I am too old and don't have much life in me. You have your whole life ahead of you so take my parachute."
Little Boy: "Oh don't worry mister old guy, the president didn't take a parachute."
Edit: Just noticed I got 2 bars of rep now. ^.^