superman22x
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You Might be a REDNECK if
You and your dog use the same tree.
You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
Your whole family is Democrats
'cept little Mary.
She lernt how to read.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.
The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You think loading the dishwasher
means getting your wife drunk.
Heres some other jokes
Womens rights... HAHA
or if you've heard Dane cook, you've heard these pranks...
Next time you go to a bank and you are waiting in line, tap the person in front of you on the shoulder, pull out a pair of gloves, start putting them on and say...
Now would be a good time too leave...
Or, when you are at an airport, walk over near someone sitting down, wait til they notice you there, and when they look up at you, look them straight in the eye and say, "Dont get on the flight" And walk away.
You and your dog use the same tree.
You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
Your whole family is Democrats
'cept little Mary.
She lernt how to read.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.
The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You think loading the dishwasher
means getting your wife drunk.
Heres some other jokes
Womens rights... HAHA
or if you've heard Dane cook, you've heard these pranks...
Next time you go to a bank and you are waiting in line, tap the person in front of you on the shoulder, pull out a pair of gloves, start putting them on and say...
Now would be a good time too leave...
Or, when you are at an airport, walk over near someone sitting down, wait til they notice you there, and when they look up at you, look them straight in the eye and say, "Dont get on the flight" And walk away.