Phone call:
You: Um yeah... I crashed my HD, and... lost.... my key.
Operative: Sir, I am afraid we cannot help you.
You: But... I spent so much money... on... buying it.
Operative: Well, I am sure if you provide us with a proof of purchase.
You: That was... inside? The hardrive?
Operative: AH! That clears everything up, here you go sir. Has this call been helpful? Will you please fill out a surve...
[Hang up]