Console bootscreens

I really want to see the Wii startup screen!

It sucks so badly I can't be arsed showing you a video. It's just a crappy

"WARNING! THE REMOTE MIGHT FLY OUT OF YOUR HAND AND KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. NINTENDO ARE ARSEBANDITS AND HAVE PRODUCED THIS SHITTY CONSOLE FOR YOUR PSEUDO-ENJOYMENT.


PRESS A TO CONTINUE"

Then it goes to that horrible white menu screen with the stupid music. Awful console, I hate it.
 
It sucks so badly I can't be arsed showing you a video. It's just a crappy

"WARNING! THE REMOTE MIGHT FLY OUT OF YOUR HAND AND KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. NINTENDO ARE ARSEBANDITS AND HAVE PRODUCED THIS SHITTY CONSOLE FOR YOUR PSEUDO-ENJOYMENT.


PRESS A TO CONTINUE"

Then it goes to that horrible white menu screen with the stupid music. Awful console, I hate it.


And yet it's kicking the PS3's ass and it won't be long before it overtakes the 360 awell.

Anyway, I like the PS3 the best. Short, simple, elegant.
 
It sucks so badly I can't be arsed showing you a video. It's just a crappy

"WARNING! THE REMOTE MIGHT FLY OUT OF YOUR HAND AND KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. NINTENDO ARE ARSEBANDITS AND HAVE PRODUCED THIS SHITTY CONSOLE FOR YOUR PSEUDO-ENJOYMENT.


PRESS A TO CONTINUE"

Then it goes to that horrible white menu screen with the stupid music. Awful console, I hate it.
Haha.

Just like the DS startup telling you to read the Health and Safety Manual and all that and how to order a new copy? ;)
 
It sucks so badly I can't be arsed showing you a video. It's just a crappy

"WARNING! THE REMOTE MIGHT FLY OUT OF YOUR HAND AND KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. NINTENDO ARE ARSEBANDITS AND HAVE PRODUCED THIS SHITTY CONSOLE FOR YOUR PSEUDO-ENJOYMENT.


PRESS A TO CONTINUE"

Then it goes to that horrible white menu screen with the stupid music. Awful console, I hate it.

Yeah, the bootscreen is really stupid. Eh, whatever. It's a great party console. :D I definately can't wait to play Mario Party 8, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Mario Galaxy and Metroid Prime: Corrpution on my Wii. So fun...:D
 
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