how to brake a computer

[muz]

Masturbate into it.

damm my sides are still sore now posting this

 

[ilovepcs25]

put oil in your water cooling system
shove wet cement in your fans
delete command.com

Matt

 

[muz]

ooh i know byt cola in your water cooling , and instead of thermal paste how about tooth paste on your cpu

 

[David Lindon]

Delete 'system idle process' - thats always a good one!

 

[ilovepcs25]

chewing gum where your cmos battery goes

Matt

 

[Ð88]

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oops double post

 

[Ð88]

create the antimatter of the computer and combine the matter of the original computer with the antimatter of the newly created computer together and they will destroy themselves in a certainly cataclysmic event.

 

[Istonian]

Pff, might as well use some sparklers. I mean a bottlerocket, come on!

It did say firecrackers. We also used blackcats or something.

 

[Taylor1]

give it to my sister.
she has a laptop and at one point i did a scan on it and it said that there were 40,000 viruses.

 

[~NeonFire372~]

I say C4,

Looks like a pretty effective way.