buy a compaq??...no?
A good way:
You need
1) Empty Glass Coke Bottle
2) Black Powder
3) A fuse
4) A match
5) good running shoes
6) and a "set of balls"
Directions: Fill empty glass coke bottle full to the brim with black powder, stick the fuse in the black powder, make sure fuse is all the way at the bottom. Light the fuse, then run fast.This will result in a huge bang, and will explode. If the explosion doesn't wipe the machine out, then the glass shards will.