a guy in my local bar always were that damned bluetooth earpiece hours after he has finished work. he looks like right pudding.
everytime before leaving he spends 5 mins raking through his bag to get his phone, unlock it, scroll through the contacts list, take the earpiece off, reset the bluetooth connection a couple of times because he was out of range, attempt to call, it doesn't work, he resets it again, finally gets his wife, then 'YES, WHAT? NO. I AM LEAVING THE BAR. WHAT DARLING? NO. I'LL BE HOME IN 5 MINS. WHO? NO. YES. OK. NO, THE BLUETOOTH IS NOT WORKING WELL. SORRY. BYE."