Your Favorite Quotes

[Jenox]

Treat your woman like your car. Get inside her five times a day and taker her to heaven and back.

That's my favorite quote, I've been saying it since I was 13.

 

[alvino]

Haha, nice.

 

[mammikoura]

"It was like that when I got here!" -probably a lot of dudes

and two great ones from the movie black hawk down. IMO both these really describe war well.

"You know, a friend of mine asked me before I got here... it was when we were all shipping out. He asked me, 'Why are you going to fight somebody else's war? What, do y'all think you're heroes?' I didn't know what to say at the time, but if he asked me again, I'd say no. I'd say there's no way in hell. Nobody asks to be a hero. It just sometimes turns out that way."
- Sgt. Matt Eversmann

"You wanna know what I think? It don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit, just goes right out the window."
- Hoot

And a little haiku.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

 

[setishock]

Tis better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[thebigdintx]

"why do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow"

"if you die with any money left..you loose"

 

[Celegorm]

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