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Ok heres a good one ( sorry for typos if any)
There is a bus full of very ugly people, there entire life was horrible , all were
made fun of, picked on and mistreated. Suddenly the bus drives of the road and everyone on the bus dies. When they are lined up ready to get into heaven, god looks on them and feels sorry. " I have an idea" He says " I feels so horrible for each of you that I will grant you one wish for having to live such hard lives.So the first ugly person says for my wish I want to be pretty". "wish granted" God says. The next goes on and says "I want to be the most beautiful person ever",, " Wish granted" gods says. It goes on and on this way each person wishing that they were more beautiful than the next one. Finally god gets to the last person in the line and notices that he is laughing uncontrollably. He is rolling around on the ground and just laughing. Finally , He gets enough pause to tell god his wish:
" I wish them all ugly again"
So, next time your last is line,Just remember it isn't all bad
Lol, I got this in an email.
There is a bus full of very ugly people, there entire life was horrible , all were
made fun of, picked on and mistreated. Suddenly the bus drives of the road and everyone on the bus dies. When they are lined up ready to get into heaven, god looks on them and feels sorry. " I have an idea" He says " I feels so horrible for each of you that I will grant you one wish for having to live such hard lives.So the first ugly person says for my wish I want to be pretty". "wish granted" God says. The next goes on and says "I want to be the most beautiful person ever",, " Wish granted" gods says. It goes on and on this way each person wishing that they were more beautiful than the next one. Finally god gets to the last person in the line and notices that he is laughing uncontrollably. He is rolling around on the ground and just laughing. Finally , He gets enough pause to tell god his wish:
" I wish them all ugly again"
So, next time your last is line,Just remember it isn't all bad
Lol, I got this in an email.