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Old 03-19-2007, 09:11 AM   #68
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It's not THAT hard to get it right.... surely?

TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY, all you have to do is to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father figure

6. a teacher

7. an educator

8. a cook

9. a listener

10. a carpenter

11. a driver

12. an engineer

13. a mechanic

14. an interior decorator

15. a stylist

16. a sex therapist

17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

18. a psychologist

19. a psychiatrist

20. a therapist

21. a good father

22. a gentleman

23. well organised

24. tidy

25. very clean

27. athletic

28. affectionate

29. affable

30. attentive

31. ambitious

32. amenable

33. articulate

34. bold

35. brave

36. creative

37. courageous

38. complimentary

39. capable

40. decisive

41. intelligent

42. imaginative

43. interesting

44. prudent

45. patient

46. polite

47. passionate

48. respectful

49. sweet

50. strong

51. skilful

52. supportive

53. sympathetic

54. tolerant

55. understanding

56. someone who loves shopping

57. someone who doesn't make problems

58. someone who never looks at other women

59. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, you must pay attention to make sure you:

60. are neither jealous nor disinterested

61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her

62. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

BUT ABOVE ALL, it is extremely important to:

63. Not forget the dates of: anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...) graduation, birthday, menstruation

HOWEVER, even if you do observe all of the above instructions perfectly, you are still not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the first wild b*stard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets.

TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY, all you have to do is:

1. Let him have sex with you
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