joxley1990
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Guy is in a car crash and ends up in hospital. He has to have oxygen masks, life support machines, etc etc..
Nurse was walking past, and with his voice muffled by the oxygen face mask, he says, "Nurse nurse, please just tell me, are my testicles black?"
The Nurse looks at him and says "Ermm.. I'll just check for you"
So the Nurse has a rummage around his penis, on his testicles etc..
She finishes and says to the guy, "No, they seem fine, can I help you with anything else"
Slowly but surely, the guy takes the oxygen mask off and says, "Gee, thanks for that Nurse, but as I asked before, Are my tes-results-back?"
Nurse was walking past, and with his voice muffled by the oxygen face mask, he says, "Nurse nurse, please just tell me, are my testicles black?"
The Nurse looks at him and says "Ermm.. I'll just check for you"
So the Nurse has a rummage around his penis, on his testicles etc..
She finishes and says to the guy, "No, they seem fine, can I help you with anything else"
Slowly but surely, the guy takes the oxygen mask off and says, "Gee, thanks for that Nurse, but as I asked before, Are my tes-results-back?"