{edit} WOOHOO it didn't time out this time!!! well anyways, i heard this on at school today and i thought i would share it. enjoy.
Just as a quick warning, the end is on a subject matter that "Most parents would not find acceptable to views under the age of 17" to quote Adult Swim.
One monday after work, three male friends met up at a local bar to hang out and relax after a hard day.
Like they always do, they told stories to see who got the most drunk last night. The first man started, "Dudes, i got soo drunk last night i blew chunks".
"Oh, thats nothing. I got so drunk last night, i passed out at a stoplight and woke up in jail. I barly got out in time to get to work!"
"You guys think you've had it bad? I was so drunk that on my way home i picked up a hooker and brought her home. When my wife woke up this morning she freaked and i had no idea why."
After a few seconds man one replys: "Uh... maybe i should clarify...... 'Chunks' is my dog."
Just as a quick warning, the end is on a subject matter that "Most parents would not find acceptable to views under the age of 17" to quote Adult Swim.
One monday after work, three male friends met up at a local bar to hang out and relax after a hard day.
Like they always do, they told stories to see who got the most drunk last night. The first man started, "Dudes, i got soo drunk last night i blew chunks".
"Oh, thats nothing. I got so drunk last night, i passed out at a stoplight and woke up in jail. I barly got out in time to get to work!"
"You guys think you've had it bad? I was so drunk that on my way home i picked up a hooker and brought her home. When my wife woke up this morning she freaked and i had no idea why."
After a few seconds man one replys: "Uh... maybe i should clarify...... 'Chunks' is my dog."