Marriage . . .

Raffaz

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
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The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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LMFAO! OMG well im not married, but my mom does that all the time when im driving (i have my learners permit)
 
haha, back seat drivers are annoying but its kind of hard not to do it yourself lol...
 
Yeah have seen that one before, and was just laughing about it with my ex this evening. I was driving her home this evening after watching a movie with her, and she just wouldn't shut up about my driving...

I just turned round and said you would make a great housewife, with all the nagging, I just got daggers.......any wonder she is my ex...
 
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