Being a bloke is top because. . . .

[PCNoob2]

True my ass, most people have violated those rules, and if anyone realyl wants I can name situations when i violated them all (or most)

* Your a*se is never a factor in a job interview.
-Guess you havn't been interviewed to be a adult model
* Your orgasms are real. Always.
-No comment
* Your last name stays put.
-Not if I get married, and some guys loose their last names, and some people change them.
* The garage is all yours.
-Typically but not always
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Where's the money coming from?
* You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
-Even when the other person has HIV or something?

Lighten up, this is just a funny list(Although true, for the most part)

 

[MikeReiner]

Don't get all defensive over it, sheesh.

 

[DJ-CHRIS1]

I'm just not a fan of stuff like this which implies gender conformity.

 

[Trivium Nate]

Dude I love these! Friggin Awesome!
I wonder if their is a being a girl is top because... lol

 

[jibber]

man thats so awsome!!! and all are so true!

 

[parismouton]

I'm just not a fan of stuff like this which implies gender conformity.

jeez i think it was light hearted Chris,
what next? Goat herders that can't tell jokes about goats?

i see your point, but, it was a joke...

 

[Raffaz]

jeez i think it was light hearted Chris,
what next? Goat herders that can't tell jokes about goats?

i see your point, but, it was a joke...

Hes never happy

 

[GlasseyeUK]

I found it quite funny, its a light hearted fun, but its also interesting how members can be offended at certain jokes, as a bloke I could be quite offended from some of the assumptions as they don't all apply to me, but then thats what political correctness is out to eradicate, humour...

Fair play if you are truly offended but don't be offended just because!!! Also think before you speak some of the activities you discuss members could be offended, and I am not talking about your sexuality, but merely the activities you see as normal, blowjobs in the street, male or female, if thats happening in front of me, my first thought is sheesh get a room.

 

[root]

well. I laughed. they are only jokes after all...

I specifically liked the one about watching tv in silence!!