I have a blonde Joke.
A red head, and Blonde, and a Brunette are all sitting around the table talking about their daughters.
The Brunette speaks first. I was searching through my daughters purse, and you would never guess what I found. The red head and he Blonde say "what? what could it be?" The brunette replies, "a pack of ciggerettes, I never knew she smoke". The red head and the blonde both say, "thats not good at all". The red head says, "I've got something worse though, I found those little bottles of Jack Daniels, I didn't even know she drank." The Brunette and the Blonde where like, "oh no, thats not good at all." The Blonde pipes in, and says, "Girls i have something far worse than either of those." The red head and brunette both astounded and say, "What? what can be worse than that? Drugs? Crack?, what could it be?". The blond says, "No, no, I found condoms in my daughters purse, I didn't even know she had a penis."