Does our Queen know you've nicked her ceremonial titfer, switch all lights off, & don't answer the the door to M.I.5, or, pack a bag, put a Groucho mask on, catch the next Isle of Wight ferry, you can hide in my loft for a million.....ah, ahem, an undisclosed sum, I will keep you fed, sorry, it'll be bread & dodgy cheese, oh & water, it'll be out of the brook, don't worry about the tadpoles & water weed, that's meat & veg, but that's free, I won't charge you for that, [*whispers* I said that?, yipes, I must be slipping, I'll strain the tadpoles out, & tell him it's vegetarian]