Woman RIPS a men's genitals!

JikuzeN

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Yeah, that's right!, someone ripped a men's genitals!, digusting, during a night of drinking and partying, a 38 year old women, started a fight, i guess it was only a "friendly" one, during the fight, the women pulled out the classic "genital-clutch-move" - LOL. It wouldn't been "much of a story" if it wasn't for the power of the grab, he needed 50 STICHES TO REPAIR HIS GENITALS, LADYS AND GENTLEMAN!, but his back home.. probaly still holding them :p;).

"50 stitches, one hand, one grab. No weapons. There is a lesson to be learned here, young readers. Something you should take to heart. Women fight 100x dirtier than men, and will not hold back. What they lack in strength they make up for in tactics and ruthlessness. Maximus would rue the day he had to fight a female gladiator." - that is very true haha, "Women fight 100x dirtier than men" talk about dirty :D

"The story ends in typical fashion. Dawson was released from jail on Wednesday, on $50,000 bond, and faced several other charges. In a defiant gesture, the tough lady also allegedly spit on an officer. Remember the lesson, women fight dirty." ... jeez, what a bunch of crazy little people.

Full story at "http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/46723/Woman_Rips_Man_s_Genitals_At_Christmas_Party"
 
theres a song by Nirvana called "Half the man i use to be" and they wrote it because like 10 years ago their was a husband and his wife fighting, so one night when he was sleeping she cut his wang off ran into her car and threw it out the window. talk about being unlucky.
 
Ronco Rox said:
theres a song by Nirvana called "Half the man i use to be" and they wrote it because like 10 years ago their was a husband and his wife fighting, so one night when he was sleeping she cut his wang off ran into her car and threw it out the window. talk about being unlucky.

Is that a real story? :eek:, if it is, .... is he like a female now rofl :p
 
Holy .... crap. I wonder if he felt pain, did he wake up when it was cut off lol
 
JikuzeN said:
Holy .... crap. I wonder if he felt pain, did he wake up when it was cut off lol
lol, i can only guess he would wake up
if someone was sawing away, i would be freakin the hell out
 
boardordi3 said:
if someone was sawing away, i would be freakin the hell out

aww dude i just got this horrible image in my head after reading that..
 
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