I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

[Tommy Boy]

I licked a condom because I'm sexy.

 

[boardordi3]

I ran shirtless with a horse because i smoke crack
lol

 

[alvino]

Haha, well if you really did that, then I could safely say you do smoke crack.

But how can that be! There is no greates being than a pirateninja. (or was it ninjapirate?) Hell, even Chuck Norris is afraid of pirateninjas. Robots can't think well, therefore it would only make you a stupid pirateninja. And being metal doesn't matter, since no one can hurt a pirateninja anyway, so it doesn't matter if they lack the armor of robots.

So? I prawn all nubs either way. Don't make me no scope you to the dome.

 

[Spartan109]

I ran shirtless with a horse because i smoke crack
lol

that sentance actually makes sense

 

[Ð88]

that sentance actually makes sense

lol yeah that one's pretty good. Damn crack addicts...

 

[X1337]

I killed a ninja because im sexy

 

[Steff]

I liked this one, it made me giggle lol

 

[Brookfield]

I liked this one, it made me giggle lol

You giggled?, just remind me, you a guy, girl, or....?

 

[Steff]

im a girl

 

[Brookfield]

im a girl

Thanks Stephanie, phew, that's a relief

BTW, when are we going to see you in the member's gallery?, most of our other females have shown their pics there,.....go on, I might be old, but I still have an eye for the lasses, in the nicest way, of course.