I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

[borat_sagdiyev]

i raped a french fry because i love marijuana

lol

 

[allenn812]

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because ive got abs.

lol, i wouldn't mind that!

 

[joxley1990]

I need a prostitute because that's how I roll!

 

[^Mike^]

I banged my ex because im sexy

HAA you have the same B day as me!!!!

 

[Denier-of-Soup]

"I killed a homo because thats how I roll."

Getting a bit violent now, isn't it?

 

[Spartan109]

I raped a toothbrush because I have AMAZING boobs

lmao

 

[lhuser]

Wow, that's a helpless case.

 

[freestyler105]

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because that's how I roll

Yeah baby!

 

[Pyromaniac]

I raped my ex because im sexy

 

[MikeReiner]

I licked a homo because I'm a pimp and your jealous

sooo wrong lol