I slept with an orange because im a pimp and your jealous

[Ronco Rox]

i banged your grandma because i'm a pimp and your jealous

damn straight i did. ur gma is t3h best. she knows how to pleasure a man

 

[The Sheep]

I needed a homo because I'm sexy.

Which would kind of work, if I wasn't female

IRT#7
I raped a pickle because that's how I roll
I bet you never thought you'd type that on a computer forum

 

[Lac3y]

I smoked with you because I'm sexy

lol

 

[Steff]

I killed a easter egg because im sexy

lol!!

 

[Raffaz]

Im just waiting for one of you guys to tell me ya have amazing boobs lol

 

[Ronco Rox]

I cuddled with a bisexual because i have double D's lmao!!

nah i just made that one up but damn this is freaking funny.

 

[hascet]

I ran naked with a horse because I'm a pimp and your jealous!

LOL

 

[mark thorpe]

I banged my ex because im sexy

 

[pc trade post]

i smoked with the koolaid man because i have AMAZING boobs

 

[AmericanSensei]

I stabbed a lesbian because I had to.