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Old 12-09-2006, 09:27 AM   #3
Clutch
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Default Re: As Said In Court

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Originally Posted by Google Guru
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
HA!!!

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Definatly something I would say!!

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?


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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.


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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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それ自身による剣規則何も。それは熟練した処理によってしか生き生きして来ない。
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