The Barbie Doll

~NeonFire372~

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One day a father gets off of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson answers:

"Sir, 'Divorced Barbie' is a complete set. She comes with:

Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Dog, Ken's Children, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... as a special feature, Ken's Best Friend."
 
yeah seems that barbie has everything..including over 100 different jobs, why would she need ken's junk ? j/k

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he does'nt even have a job..:p

can you say"ken was pwnd" ? Muhahahahaha !!
 
haha nice one! I think i heard that once before but it doesn't make it any less funny LOL
 
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