Bill Gates Meets Satan

[~NeonFire372~]

Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.

He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner.

Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows XP!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/comp12.htm !

 

[Lac3y]

Pretty funny, But Lucifer is Satan, so why are they talking to each other?

 

[~NeonFire372~]

Lucifer isn't Satan...

Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

 

[MikeReiner]

according to the joke they are two people... but religiously they are one in the same.

 

[Tommy Boy]

No, Bill Gates is Satan......

 

[UK31337]

Lucifer isn't Satan...

They are the same, as I understand it.

 

[~NeonFire372~]

Not in the joke...

 

[boardordi3]

lol, thats funny, but that guy wud never go to hell, all his money is goin to charity, and about half of it already has, he shud be a saint

 

[root]

there are two control key, two alt keys and two delete keys...

so the keyboard would hav eto have six keys missing...

lucifer is satan, (lucifer is the name of the angel that was cast down etc...).
but he goes by many other names as well.

bill gates may or may not go to hell...
charitable donations are one thing, he is perhaps the most generous man on earth in terms of the money he gives, but he also still has the most money.

there is an old bible parable about four people in church where they each try to outdo each other...
the first person puts a hundred pounds into the collection plate, and the priest thanks them.
the second person see this and decides that they want to look more generous, so they put a thousand pounds in the collection.
the third wants to look even better and guarentee themselves a place in heaven etc so they give a million...

the fourth person is an old begger lady in rags or something, and she only put some pennies in.
but they are her last pennies, that she has given away so the priest thanks her most humbly...

he point being that it doesn't matter how much you give, it's all relative to how much you have.

you would almost expect bill gates to give more cause he has more.
whilst you can't give as much as bill gates does, it might be that your monthly donation to oxfam means that you don't go out for a few nights in a month, or it could be that you skip lunch cause you rdop your money into a collection box,
you undergo hardship for your donation...

whilst bill gates may give $10million away, but he still has $10 billion left...

I'm not critisising him, it's great that he does so much for chairty. but the implication that he'll somehow get some kind of great after life because he's been so generous on the amount he's given is somewhat of a falasy...