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Heres a true story... man is chased by the cops, so he decides to cut his penis off with a knife and throw it at the cop. in his attempt he did hit the cop. later on it was surgically repaired and is actually fully functional. sounds like complete bs, but i read the story.
 
EMMteo said:
Heres a true story... man is chased by the cops, so he decides to cut his penis off with a knife and throw it at the cop. in his attempt he did hit the cop. later on it was surgically repaired and is actually fully functional. sounds like complete bs, but i read the story.

hahah, he couldnt find anything else to throw as a distraction?
 
alvino said:
The way you told it, it sounds like bull. :p Post the link please. :)

when my bud was showing me this site i was pretty much in shock while reading it
 
Copperhead said:
hahah, he couldnt find anything else to throw as a distraction?

I'll also let you try and find this one. dont really wanna waste my time in google looking for things like "man who cuts penis off and throws it at cops" ;)
 
Heh, cut your dick off and toss it at the cops.

Thats a new one.

Doesn't sound like a bright idea.

I wouldn't do it.
 
Nik00117 said:
Heh, cut your dick off and toss it at the cops.

Thats a new one.

Doesn't sound like a bright idea.

I wouldn't do it.


I did it twice...in one night!
 
Hey guys this badgering back and forth between ya'll and Chris is getting old. There's a saying I picked up on in my old hippy days that kinda fits here.
I'm not in this world to live up to your exspectations,
Nor are you here to live up to mine.
You do your thing,
And I'll do mine...
 
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