I new to this forum but im laughing so hard i almost pissed my pants. I had a problem with a neighbor when i was a teen and we super glued his windshied wipers to his windshield and took a rubber mallet and rammed 2 potatoes up the exhaust pipe. We got up early the next morning to watch him go to work, he got about 3 block before the car took a dump. paybacks a bitch!!!