Tut, but good luck, once, some time ago, I made a fake ID card, with my photo imprinted, it stated that I was a Government Health Inspector, I walked into the small food shop belonging to a friend of a friend one busy day, all suited up, locked the shop door, showed him my card, then for half an hour, found fault with almost everything, making notes on a form, gave him a copy to sign & left, telling him that one of my seniors would be round in half an hour with a summons, by now the guy was in pieces, of course, "my senior" was the friend who had set this up, he later told me the guy nearly went berserk, saying he'd punch my lights out if he ever saw me again, luckily this was unlikely as his shop & house were 50 miles away, & since then I've moved 150 miles away!