Hahaha, post your favorite one!

[Half Evil]

Lol yeah that was hilarious

if anyone does know, that necrophilia, is someone that likes to, or has sexual desire towards a corpse. you know.. sex with a dead person

that comic is sick and twisted, but still funny.

 

[NeXuS1]

Lol yeah that was hilarious

if anyone does know, that necrophilia, is someone that likes to, or has sexual desire towards a corpse. you know.. sex with a dead person

that comic is sick and twisted, but still funny.

Yea yea i know twisted but funny haha

 

[Half Evil]

Lol figured you did, just anyone else.. Hah

 

[lhuser]

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[Half Evil]

Ahahaha, nice find!

 

[alvino]

Haha, this explosm.net place is pretty funny. Personally I like Bash.org more. IRC chats are so funny at times...

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

This one is for Macbook and all you Mac fans out there.

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

Hahah...oh man...

 

[Half Evil]

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

That is the winner right there!

Oh man, that stuff is so funny!

Lol I havent laughed that hard in a long time

 

[MooseMan1]

i like the mac joke the best ^_^

 

[Half Evil]

Lol yeah, gotta love thatone.

 

[alvino]

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

Hahah, this is why I keep telling you guys to use correct grammar and punctuation.

<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."