In Cali...

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-Everyone hates cops

-Everyone smokes weed its no big ****ing deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down

-I live next door to mexicans

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

-You know at least 5 people in the Marines.

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

- We can snowboard, wakeboard and surf all in the same day biatches!
 
Banged to rights, we all know who is really better...

-Everyone hates cops
Us too, but we still respect them no matter what

-Everyone smokes weed its no big ****ing deal
Here not everyone smokes weed, and we actually get some stuff done every now and again

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down
we (that is to say not me) roll up 40 deep in car parks to make damn sure something does go down!
(actually pretty much everyone over the age of 17 gets out of their cars and just goes into pubs!)

-I live next door to mexicans
we have more that one ethnic minority

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
read: your plastic surgery is more creative than ours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
and we laugh at you.

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
no, you don't know what real cheese tastes like, there are no real american cheeses, get yourself a proper block of mature cheddar (from the cheddar gorge0 before you even mention the word cheese again, only when you've sampled some fine english cheeses will you really know what cheese tastes like, and as a clue, it's nothing like american cheese.

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is
no, all the porn we watch is made in the netherlands because they know how to do it real and hardcore and just better...

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
we get snow days, that's a positive, cause then we get to write our names in the snow, build snow men, throw snowballs, and get a day off.

- I can wear sandals all year long
ummm... yeah cause sandals are cool...

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
no no... you do go to the shore, as in the coastline where the sea is, it's just that you're too busy trying to think up reasons why you could be better than the rest of the world that you missed that part of geography...

- I know 65 mph really means 100
here everyone speeds, and nobody mentions it, it's an unmentioned god given right...

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road
when someone cuts me up, they get the horn, the finger and a dent, cause then they have to stop and let me know where they live as well!

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
the drinking age is 14, but everyone drinks, no matter how old they are, parents hapily allow theor children beer, they also allow their kids coffee without any thought to the amount of caffeine in it...

- My governor can kick your governors ass
we don't pretend that body builders turned celebrities turned governers know anything about anything, we leave our politics to those who have spent years trining in legal schools and such, cause then they know what they are talking about.

- I can go out at midnight
and... we can go out any time we like...

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
isn't that what this entier post is doing?

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
I don't get funny looks and I don't pretend I'm greek...

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
Nah, we don't do that either.

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
I can get all the fresh Mexican, Jamaican, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Thai, Greek, Moorocan, Italian food that I like, all within walking distance of my house... it's a part of living in a truly multicultural society.

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
I don't watch american TV, mostly because it's all apparantly filmed in the same place, with the same people doing the same things day in day out, it's boaring... maybe if you all stopped smoking weed (see point 2). the scripts might get a little better!

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
yes, the sun shines in california, we get it!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
I don't even know what this is, so I can't really give a sarcastic reply!

-You know at least 5 people in the Marines.
here in the UK we have the SAS, they are ust plain better so not everyone can know 5 people, cause not every other person can be accepted in the worlds best special armed service

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
we have a more fair legal system, every one is equally represented

- The best athletes come from here
the best atheletes come from africa.

- We can snowboard, wakeboard and surf all in the same day biatches!
you don't get snow! you said that you can do it all in the same day if you want to drive to mountains and then drive to the shore to get to the sea! we can do the same thing here in britain.


funny, cause you say that california is best known for porn, tv, sunshine, cheese, avacados etc... and I thiknk it's best known for sundried raisans!


(note, a lot of this post was blatent sarcasm.. don't take offence, I'm just having a laugh!)
 
^^^
Not everyone hates cops.

I like most cops, only real problem I have is with a certain police chief and his certain henchmen.
 
Yeah In n' Out is soo good if anyone didint know they make burgers but all of the ingredients are fresh. There little but so yummy :D
 
no, all the porn we watch is made in the netherlands because they know how to do it real and hardcore and just better...

Ahahahaha, that was hilarious.

and I cant take offence, I dont live there! I just thought it was pretty funny.
 
ArrizX said:
Ahahahaha, that was hilarious.

and I cant take offence, I dont live there! I just thought it was pretty funny.
Yeah thats why i was like is arrizx on Cali?? i dont live there but im right across like on 15 min+ the time i do in the boarder line.
 
NeXuS said:
Yeah In n' Out is soo good if anyone didint know they make burgers but all of the ingredients are fresh. There little but so yummy :D

It's incredible. There's hardly any variety in the menu, yet it's so popular. Why? Because the food is good, cheap and way healthier than McDonalds and those other places.
 
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