borat_sagdiyev
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today at wonderland, me,my cousin, and my friend peter went to the italian job stunt track and during the REALLY long wait time at that ride (an hour) we got bored. There is water under one part of the waiting que, and there was pennies in the water there. So im like "lets throw some". so i take out my wallet and give some pennies to my friends and we threw a few down there. Peter went ahead and threw his at the rollercoaster passing by...
then guess what happened...a guy complained that something was thrown at his eye, but it actually hit his arm anyway, we were about to go on the ride when some random russian security officer going by the name "yuri" comes and says "come with me, all three of you". so anyway, we go behind a building and he does some good ol' police brutality (not).
but seriously, we just talked. He said that it was a case of "aggravated assault" and i told him it was just my friend that did that, and he asked for I.D. i gave him my season pass and my library card, and he wrote down both numbers off of them, and then asked for all our addresses and phone numbers. of course, my cousin pretended he didn't know english, so he got off smooth.
the guy let us off with a warning and said that we must tell our parents that it happened.
Anyway, tell about your brush-ins with the law...
then guess what happened...a guy complained that something was thrown at his eye, but it actually hit his arm anyway, we were about to go on the ride when some random russian security officer going by the name "yuri" comes and says "come with me, all three of you". so anyway, we go behind a building and he does some good ol' police brutality (not).
but seriously, we just talked. He said that it was a case of "aggravated assault" and i told him it was just my friend that did that, and he asked for I.D. i gave him my season pass and my library card, and he wrote down both numbers off of them, and then asked for all our addresses and phone numbers. of course, my cousin pretended he didn't know english, so he got off smooth.
the guy let us off with a warning and said that we must tell our parents that it happened.
Anyway, tell about your brush-ins with the law...