'nother riddle

[badninja3]

A man is walking on the beach,
just after taking a long swim in his clothes. He sees a restaurant on the beach.
He walks into the restaurant and gets seated. He looks at the menu and orders
seagull soup. The waitress brings out the soup, he takes one bite, realizes
something & runs out onto the road and gets killed.

The question is: why did he freak out?

idk wat the answer is. it seems kinda dumb to me but w/e.

 

[ZmxpcHBlcg==]

it was a real seagull? something about takin a bite out of soup confuses me

 

[borat_sagdiyev]

The guy had been stranded on an island with 2 other people. He was rescued (or in this version swam back to civilization. While on the island the 3 men had to survive. The three would starve if they didn't find food soon. The second guy killed the third guy and with the guy in this riddle ate the 3rd guy calling the stew they made "seagull soup". The man liked it, assumed the second guy committed suicide or some other thing, then when he came back to civilization, he went into the restaurant ordered his new favorite soup, and upon tasting the difference, realized he had eaten his friend on the island.

 

[Ronco Rox]

ummm how are you suppose to get that answer from that riddle? the answer is longer than the riddle is lol

 

[badninja3]

ummm how are you suppose to get that answer from that riddle? the answer is longer than the riddle is lol

lmao. ya how did u get it? or did u make it up?

 

[borat_sagdiyev]

nah, looked on google.

 

[Voodoo Child]

i like that answer.

 

[Lord Anubis]

Well.. A More reasonable answer would be that It was bird poo

 

[Trivium Nate]

Wow, Hmm maybe we should start a joke thread and keep it clean

 

[~NeonFire372~]

ummm how are you suppose to get that answer from that riddle? the answer is longer than the riddle is lol

Yeah, a riddle with an answer that is longer than the riddle itself. Wow.