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How many members of the Bush administration does it
take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light
Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies about
how George has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all
along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country.
take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light
Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies about
how George has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all
along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country.