Great Uncle [on cousin's side, twice removed]: Sonny, my computer's been runnin' slow lately...TRDCorolla said:Same here. I tell them what to buy and they pay for it. I build it for them. Then they come to me after a year complaining about problems creeping up
Mainly their system gets slower and slower.
Me: Is that so?
Great Uncle: Yes, indeed, it is.
Me: Let me run through IE's history.
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Me, turning around: Uncle, I've found the problem.