*wakes up*
*wishes he hadnt* *yawn!*
*realises im outa locusts, and cant go out yet* *watch out guys, my lizards hungry!!*
*finds coffee before blonde, even though i hate it, drink it all*
*shoots voodoo in the knee, just cause no ones shot him for a while*
*finishes off decorating tree with the guys*
because of all the fighting, the tree ends up like this: (yes someone actually did this! only in america!)
*snatches knife off santa*
*runs over to whoever plasma grenaded my 206, chopps off their ears, then their fingers*
*grabs food*
*sits down, rembers i need beer, 'borrows' the vodka instead*