Unofficial Ten Day Christmas Party Thread

[DannyBoy1]

*Kills Paradox*
*Cat and Dog eat him*
*stands and laughs*

 

[luckyduck1]

*walks outta the bathroom*

*cough*...

What'd i miss?

actually i got to about page 11 b4 i skipped to the end... so anywho... what ever happened to that promised christmas movie?


i was guru when i left?! wtf?

sorry one more comment...why is everybody from britain now?

 

[Brookfield]

I drag in a huge 20 foot Norway Spruce & say, here's ya tree, & in the van outside there's 20 boxes of baubles, & three of colured lights, go get em guys!!
Whoops & shouts as everybody rushes past, nearly knocking me over.

 

[mighty_chick]

i stop and knock maurice over for good measure

 

[Brookfield]

Get up, & dusted myself off, money man rushes back in with a huge box of baubles, I stick a foot out, & he goes sprawling, dozens of baubles scatter across the whole floor they're the old type made of thin glass, so they break & splinter everywhere, mammikoura comes in to see what the noise was, he'd been napping, & had taken his shoes off, yelps & hops about, cutting his feet more.

 

[mighty_chick]

i then laugh at him as i push maurice into the glass and tell him to clean it up ahahha

 

[Blonde]

*Mr. F Dies*


*Blonde gets coffee*

 

[mammikoura]

*goes to revive Mr. F again*
*orders Mr. F not to get killed again*
*helps Maurice up*
*goes to get a beer. Also brings one beer for Maurice*

 

[Blonde]

* Mr. F falls into a coma*

*Blonde bangs pots and pans around his head and shouts*

" WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! "

*Mr. F doesnt wake up, but dies*

 

[mark thorpe]

*sets my dog on thepower's cat*
*go patch!!*

*throws college folder onto the bonfire*
*realises that my coursework is in there*
*throws voodoo into fire to rescue coursework*

*puts on 'home alone' for luckyduck*
lol, ive always been from britain

*pushes moneyman into glass* leave maurice alone, hehe
*grabs hobgoblin, goes to give it to maurice, but drinks it before i can reach him*
*gives maurice old speckled hen instead*