Near Death Experiences

xx cobra xx said:
Got Pushed into the road, casing my head to be about 1 cm from a 50mph car.

SHIT MY PANTS and kiked the shit out of the kid who did it.

O well, i ahve had loads, jumped of Roof on ma Suspension and landed on a fence, nealy got me stabbed.

Lookey my bike got the fence in half 1st.


Ummm, Jumping Of House roofs, umm loads of shit, luky to be alive really.

Why live tho, we all living to die.

So i might just Hit the Plug one day because i dont care really.

Shit happens.


Hahahahah!!!! I sooo do the same things as you!
 
Jet Ski, 70+ MPH....i suppose if i fell off id be finished, because in all fairness it would be like hittin concrete.
 
I was skateboarding, broke my arm, but, even though I wasn't wearing a helmet, managed to miss injuring my heard, which could've been a lot worse than a freakin broken arm. When I was like 6 or something, I hit my head on a glass table. 14 stitches baby! Oh, and I've tae kwon do for a while... you know, swords, knives, etc...
 
when i was 5 some guy pulled up where me and my friends were playing and tried to kidnap me. My older friend though told him to get lost and he freaked out and drove away. Man if he tried to do that to me know I would destroy him.
 
Got hit in the bloody head with a nine iron
Tried some skiing lessons (Bad Idea Really) fell, hit my head, got damm staples
Got into car crash with a drunk driver
Dropped a large Sony Trinitron CRT 19 inch monitor on my foot, when trying to bring it upstairs. (Damm, Sonys are really heavy)

And that;s mostly it.
 
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