Microsucks in a Fuss

[Stalker]

LMAO Dude, Remember I was having so much trouble with viruses and stuff, couldnt fix anything? I eventually deleted everything, but it got installed again (Didnt tell you guys that.) Lol Anyways, A News Report on telivision says that all people with windows and are having trouble with system programs and think they are infested should call the FBI about it lmfao

It doesnt even require you to approve the installation, It installs itself, It changes its name everytime you close the process, It reinstalls itself if you find a way to delete it, And if you scan it with an antivirus it shuts the system down! Man, im pissed off I got infested sure but lmao I like these people, This is some strong malware! Its not even being run by anyone now, its a worm thats doing it all on its own I have all these connections to my computer and they keep changing! It wouldnt suprise me if the reason im connected to so many is because the worm is moving, installing itself on other peoples computers Haha, this is funny Hope I dont infest anyone on the boards thatd suck


Anyways, If anyone gets infested heres what ive discovered: Take the 7 character long random letter program out of the startup list. Then, reboot windows. Explorer will freeze on startup, ctrl+alt+del close explorer, run explorer. Youll be good, your computer will just run slower, Dont open too many programs at once. Await microsucks to come up with a patch lol



Haha this had to take some nice programming, holy cow I wanna see their source code, Some smart people. (No i dont condone it, I hate it, I just cant help but saying it had to take some smart people to make something this thorough)

I know symptoms on my computer if anyone needs a list, I bet its on microsucks.com by now though, So Ill check to see what they have to say I couldnt even download any updates haha, They blocked it! wow XD this is hilarious They said to call the fbi if you get infested, But I just wanna wait it out and not get involved... I have my reasons lol I dont want them to find my pr0n! no jk, I dont have porn XD lol a ton of programs though, that would make me look bad and give them reason tot hink im doing illegal things.. Which im not.. ofcourse

 

[Computergen1]

Wow, wait till microSOFT comes up with a patch....heheh seems pretty sick indeed.

 

[Stalker]

Yeah, I think its going to take a while, Last time they came out saying "a new worm is out, BUT WE HAVE A PATCH!" now its "a new worm came out... were working on a patch..it should be completed..soon...we hope...good luck on not getting infected, yall!" lol

Im not really worried, I just know Im infected 100s of people right now lol, i never got a response from anyone on how to close connections in the cmd prompt

 

[TmDrak]

Microsoft Patches ALWAYS seem delayed...

 

[Computergen1]

Of course, they are microsoft. Run by many programmers all of which Aren't Bill Gates.

 

[Stalker]

Yeah, Bill Gates just owns the place I would like to point out: You realise that he didnt even come up with the idea for windows? The coding behind the original GUI was created by his 3 partners, He applied the initial graphics and thats all. Hed be no where without them, and they are nowhere even after they came up with the idea They never got a patent, How backstabby is that?

 

[Computergen1]

Wow....wheres the source for that information?

 

[Stalker]

Its on a ton of websites, Ill search for em if you want, I heard about it initially from my programming instructors but I found it later on the web Want me to find it for you?

 

[alvino]

Haha, the Xbox consoles are the only thing they did right. And Xbox Live (which uberly pwns whatever the PS2 has).

 

[Computergen1]

Then Why Do you run Windows Alvino? And I know you do because you love PC games...or is that the only reason you run Windows?