Nerd jokes

[extendcradle]

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

 

[mammikoura]

"Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that."

Omg, I could have never thought that I could laugh so much to a haiku.

 

[dyserq]

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

Rofl
Where did you get that ??

 

[Tulsileaf]

One OS to rule them all
One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

 

[mammikoura]

One OS to rule them all
One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

LMAO.

 

[Tulsileaf]

(...In the lands of Redmond where the shadows lie....)
*snicker*

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Redmond is lovely!

Has nobody seen the Sky Pictures of Microsoft?! It is green and lovely.

 

[extendcradle]

Rofl
Where did you get that ??

It was emailed to me from one of my buddy!

 

[lhuser]

*Chases you with a stick*

That was alright, I don't like Microsoft. I've been using my dad's laptop with linux and linspire.

...stab stab stab

 

[Quantum Flux]

Microsoft has finaly saved us some time. This new pad brings a little more convenience to the most frequently used keys.

http://www.venividi.org/fiodorov/photos/ctrl_alt_del.jpg