Here we go...
You may not know that many non living things have a gender. For example...
01: Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
02: Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
03: Tyre - Male, because it goes bald and it's often overinflated.
04: Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
05: Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
06: Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.
07: Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
08: Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
09: Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10: Remote Control - Female... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
A burly good 'ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around".
The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."
"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
You may not know that many non living things have a gender. For example...
01: Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
02: Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
03: Tyre - Male, because it goes bald and it's often overinflated.
04: Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
05: Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
06: Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.
07: Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
08: Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
09: Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10: Remote Control - Female... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
A burly good 'ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around".
The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?"
Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."
"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
