Children's Books You Won't Be Seeing Soon

[Wombät]

Children's Books You Won't Be Seeing Soon

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer— Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
You Are Different and That's Bad
Dad's New Wife Timothy
Pop! Goes the Hamster... and Other Great Microwave Games
Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Some nice non P.C. titles...

Edit: Tidying up.

 

[mark thorpe]

Lmao :d

 

[per]

You have too much time on your hands Wombat. ;>).

 

[Steven11]

Yes per said it LMAO That is just the funniest thing ever, LOL

 

[jac006]

Children's Books You Won't Be Seeing Soon

Pop! Goes the Hamster... and Other Great Microwave Games
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

those are ffreakin hilarious....

 

[setishock]

Lol...

I think it called being cooped up too long.

 

[Wombät]

Re: Lol...

I think it called being cooped up too long.

I really should get out more, I'll have to get the old shotgun out, and go hunting Bunyips for the pot...

 

[David Lindon]

You have too much time on your hands Wombat. ;>).

 

[Techy Geek]

those are great, sis you think of them, if so you should be pround, and probably slightly worried.... lol jokin

 

[dustinbumpy]

That's pretty funny. My favorite is all dogs go to hell.