mark thorpe
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wow, so they like kill them off slowly?
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Those are all great.
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what colour does a smurf go if you strangle them?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Should creamatoriums offer discouts to burnt victims?
A procrastinator's work is never done.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Should creamatoriums offer discouts to burnt victims?
A procrastinator's work is never done.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Actual Newspaper headlines:
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Stud Tires Out
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Deer Kill 17,000
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Air Head Fired
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
mark thorpe
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lmao, those are all great 
i love this one:
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
thats great
i love this one:
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
thats great
Combat_Wombat
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why is it that when u blow air into a dogs face he ges pi$$ed off, but the first thing he does when he gets in the car is stick his head out the window???
as for the kamikazee pilots needing helmets theres a reason for that and it is that it contains the communications gear in the helmet so they know what to target and so on!
why do crutons come in a packet to keep the fresh?... arent they just stale bread anyway?
the only stupid question ive heard: "Is this a stupid question?"
where does your lap go when you stand up???
if a cat has no legs... what does it land on???
what would jeronimoe say when he jumped out of the plane???
as for the kamikazee pilots needing helmets theres a reason for that and it is that it contains the communications gear in the helmet so they know what to target and so on!
why do crutons come in a packet to keep the fresh?... arent they just stale bread anyway?
the only stupid question ive heard: "Is this a stupid question?"
where does your lap go when you stand up???
if a cat has no legs... what does it land on???
what would jeronimoe say when he jumped out of the plane???
