I got this call once..
I swear, this customer should get 'Customer of the Year' from Dominos..
Although it takes some sick humor to be funny, as some see it, I found it hilarious..
Brian: Thank you for calling Dominos. Can I have your phone number please?
Customer (Man): Yes, its ***-****.
Brian: Thank you. May you verify your address please?
Customer (Man): Yes, its *******.
Brian: Thank you. What would you like to order?
Customer (Man): Can I have a large pizza with pepporoni?
Brian: Sure, wha-
Woman in Background: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! *Hear slap*
Customer (Man): Can I get cheezy bread to?
Brian: Um.. O.K..
Woman in Background: SHUT THE **** UP ***HOLE! *hear plates smashing*
[By this time, I've switched to speaker phone and we're all listening]
Customer (Man): Your cooking ****ing sucks you stupid *****!
Woman in Background: **** you! *Hear more plates smashing.*
Customer (Man): SHUT THE **** UP! I'M GETTING ****ING FOOD!
Woman in Background: NO!
Customer (Man): I'M GONNA ****ING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!
Woman in Background: FINE, GO GET PIZZA YOU FAT ****!
Customer (Man): **** you.. I will.
[Hear door slam]
Customer (Man): Sorry, are you still there?
Brian: Yes.
Customer (Man): Yes, can I have that delivered?
Brian: Sure, it'll be there in 35-45 minutes. Have a good day.
*click*
You may wonder why I didn't follow company policy where if they curse we hang up.. the reason is I was actually afraid of him killing her if I hung up. Seems like a happy phone call..