lmfao!!!!

mr.monger

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Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. We recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claimes for broken Bawls, leaky Pimp Juice, or exploded Rocket Fuel during this time.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Xoxide Management



LOL!!! i found this on xoxide. http://www.xoxide.com/pimp-juice-energy-drink.html
look at the bottom

EDIT: look at the other nrg stuff, specially BAWLS
 
Um...

I bet the little gal that typed that up was dieing laughing...
Wonder what thinkgeek has to say. They are nuts over there...
 
Hey, Whats wrong with caffinated soap? I wash with it b4 every lanparty LOL (no seriously I bought a bunch from Xoxide :p) also Bawls is pretty good stuff, but i prefer Jolt cola or Monster. and BTW do you work for/@ xoxide mr.monger?
 
Jolt Cola...

What was it? Twice the caffine and all the sugar. Or the other way around?
Can't get it here in Georgia any more I don't think, but S. Carolina has it...
 
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