Testy bunch ain't ya...
Geeks and nerds don't go and try to make people look dumb or bad, it's just a side effect...
At any rate welcome to the Outer Limits. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour sit back and we will control all you see and hear. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Enough of that.
Hope you like it here. The patients are eagerly awaiting you. Right this way. MUHAHAHA...