Stupid things you do

[~mr mixx~]

Tripping up the stairs , when your in a hurry "double doh !!

 

[NOFX]

Getting very drunk passing out in my own piss, then vomiting out my second story window onto the wall, still havnt cleaned it to this day.

 

[darvocet_outlaw]

way too many to list....
One funny story: after falling down in my cousin's front yard (after getting drunk), she asked "can you get up"? My reply "yeah, but it's standing that's the problem".

 

[Jefforaby]

Getting drunk and falling down the stairs during my parents' anniversary...

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Haha. Lol.

You can't say lude things like that to your cousin!

 

[darvocet_outlaw]

Haha. Lol.

You can't say lude things like that to your cousin!

huh? No, no, no. I meant it literally....I couldn't stand up, I kept falling down. I couldn't keep my balance. lol....I don't wanna add to the stereotype of backwoods hillbillies, because of a misunderstanding.

 

[~mr mixx~]

Another one would be drinking up in the mountains til like 1 in the morning with about 12 of my friends.

When it came time to leave everyone started running down the side of the hill , drunk and laughing..

But i was so plastered, i could not see anything, I ended up falling down & tumbling about 20 feet, then smacked my head on a rock...

when i came to, i found minself laying on my mom's patio couch, with blood dryed to my head...

 

[NOFX]

Another stupid thing I did when I was drunk I jumped in a pool in my only change of clothes at a friends house.

 

[yellowsnowman]

haha, Im bringin this thread up, a stupid thing I did once was eating like 10 vlasic pickles (covered in brine), My throat was then hurting for hte next 3 days.