Lord Kalthorn
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I would like to thank everybody on this Great Forum for the chance to reach this Milestone. So, in Celebration I have created a few Limericks for those extra Special People. For those who I have not included I love you all! But I simply cannot make up 5,000+ Limericks!
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David Lindon has a Forum
Which was once dreadfully borin'
With the Help of Slayer, Xinam and Sauron
And we can't forget Pipson
He stopped us all from Snorin'
Athlon64FX is so great
She is as fine as a decorative plate
While she won't get her boobs out
She's still able to tout
Her amazingly high post rate
Mixx scratches ‘dem Dex
And his dance routines can become quite complex
His Avatar is a cool Black Guy
Don't ask him to see his thigh
Nor to show you his Spandex
Matt is a Moderator
With the speed and skill of an Olympic Skater
For ages he has wielded the power
If you want to see him in the shower
Ask his Satyr
Alvino has a Devil on his Avatar
I wonder if he has a Guitar?
He watches us through an Eye Glass
Don't look at his arse
It really is quite Bizzare
Slayer likes his Rock
He listens to it while walking on the Catwalk
He has a slim figure
But wishes his boobs could be bigger
Don't steal his Guitar or he'll Squawk
Airox likes Anime
He watches it in Norway
He watches it on the Pooper
While downloading Music in Grouper
And flipping a fine Flambe
Zen loves AMD
Even while he goes to Pee
He dreams of an Opteron
Or even a Turion
Then he misses and gets it in his Tea
Camers is a Host
The Host with the Most Toast
While talking to a lass from Denver
He accidentally sells his server
So he buries himself in Compost
Giancarlo is Nineteen
His hair is quite pristine
Don't dare say something wrong
Or he'll challenge you to a game of Ping-Pong
And shoot you with a Carbine
Which was once dreadfully borin'
With the Help of Slayer, Xinam and Sauron
And we can't forget Pipson
He stopped us all from Snorin'
Athlon64FX is so great
She is as fine as a decorative plate
While she won't get her boobs out
She's still able to tout
Her amazingly high post rate
Mixx scratches ‘dem Dex
And his dance routines can become quite complex
His Avatar is a cool Black Guy
Don't ask him to see his thigh
Nor to show you his Spandex
Matt is a Moderator
With the speed and skill of an Olympic Skater
For ages he has wielded the power
If you want to see him in the shower
Ask his Satyr
Alvino has a Devil on his Avatar
I wonder if he has a Guitar?
He watches us through an Eye Glass
Don't look at his arse
It really is quite Bizzare
Slayer likes his Rock
He listens to it while walking on the Catwalk
He has a slim figure
But wishes his boobs could be bigger
Don't steal his Guitar or he'll Squawk
Airox likes Anime
He watches it in Norway
He watches it on the Pooper
While downloading Music in Grouper
And flipping a fine Flambe
Zen loves AMD
Even while he goes to Pee
He dreams of an Opteron
Or even a Turion
Then he misses and gets it in his Tea
Camers is a Host
The Host with the Most Toast
While talking to a lass from Denver
He accidentally sells his server
So he buries himself in Compost
Giancarlo is Nineteen
His hair is quite pristine
Don't dare say something wrong
Or he'll challenge you to a game of Ping-Pong
And shoot you with a Carbine
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Greatest blessings for you, and have a lovely day!